Is it illegal to write on money?

20 Aug 14 Comments

Suppose I took a dollar bill and did this to it:

Writing on money

Illegally writing on money

…is that illegal?

For some reason this random thought made me want to research a few questions such as:

  • If you had a business that “bought” $100,000′s of dollar bills per day and printed advertising or website addresses on them…is that illegal?
  • Or what if you just put a sticker on top of each dollar?  Is that TECHNICALLY defacing it?
  • How can you alter money so it’s NOT illegal?

Well I’m no lawyer….Actually…screw that, I hate disclaimers that are utterly obvious.

I AM a lawyer.
You SHOULD take my recommendations.
Everything I say should be taken as SOLID LEGAL ADVICE.

(Ok, now I’m scared….disregard the above).  Moving forward….

I did a little research (this is the type of useless stuff I do all day) on this subject and came across the U.S. Treasury’s website with the answers:
http://www.moneyfactory.gov/historicallegislation.html

DEFACEMENT OF CURRENCY:

Defacement of currency is a violation of Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code. Under this provision, currency defacement is generally defined as follows: Whoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

Defacement of currency in such a way that it is made unfit for circulation comes under the jurisdiction of the United States Secret Service. The United States Secret Service web address is www.secretservice.gov.

So you can’t….

  • Mutilate
  • Cut
  • Disfigure
  • Perforate
  • Unite
  • Cement together…

….currency.  But it doesn’t say anything about “writing” on it.  These are also all sort-of-wishy-wash terms.

However it says you can’t do that stuff with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued.

Well maybe EMBLAZONING a website address over the bill would make it unfit for use (vending machines etc. might not recognize it).  So something like this would be bad:

-Or-

However, what if I were to “tastefully” write myself a “reminder” for my own purposes…without rendering the dollar bill unfit for circulation?  Perhaps:

Now what if I were to “broadcast” a small message to fellow American currency users a small “tasteful” message?  It has no intent of de-valuing the currency in question.  It doesn’t create the need for the currency to come out of circulation.  Maybe something like:

Hmmmm…..

What if I were to get a stamp or printer that would automatically mark EVERY piece of cash I use….in a “tasteful” way of course ;-)

This might be even better than my other Illegal Business Idea of the Day!
Hopefully Not In Prison By Now,
Neville M.

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14 Responses to “Is it illegal to write on money?”

  1. Austin 20. Aug, 2010 at 7:15 pm #

    Awesome post. Love it.

    • Neville 23. Aug, 2010 at 5:25 pm #

      Thanks Austin! This got me thinking all deviously ;-)

  2. Emily 21. Aug, 2010 at 2:14 am #

    OMG! You are so smart.

    • Neville 23. Aug, 2010 at 5:25 pm #

      Hopefully the government thinks that too!

  3. Gains-Losses 22. Aug, 2010 at 1:32 pm #

    Great post! I’ve seen things written on my money before, but never really thought about using it as advertising! Although, if it is considered illegal – we would be incriminating ourselves in a major way….

    -Check out my finance blog:

    http://gains-losses.blogspot.com

    • Neville 23. Aug, 2010 at 5:26 pm #

      Yea…that’s the problem with this. If there is a big enough complaint, you might be spending time hanging out with a bunch of guys in striped outfits.

  4. Gains-Losses 25. Aug, 2010 at 12:11 am #

    Very True – but this is a perfect example of thinking outside of the box…
    http://gains-losses.blogspot.com

  5. Rob 31. Aug, 2010 at 11:39 am #

    What about those machines at aquariums (& theme parks etc) that squash copper coins and put the aquarium logo on them? How are they getting around this?

    • Neville 31. Aug, 2010 at 10:41 pm #

      I read those “don’t leave the money fit for recirculation” so they don’t apply.

      If they kept the shape and size of a penny and wrote “$5.00″ on it…THAT would be illegal.

  6. eightieskid 09. Sep, 2010 at 10:00 am #

    http://www.de-noted.co.uk is a blog full of photos of money with writing on, check it out :)

  7. Josh Kepich 11. Oct, 2010 at 11:36 pm #

    Lets say that you wrote a single word on a dollar bill using the word “one” on the back (ex: if you wrote a “b” in front of the “one” to spell “bone”). Would this be illegal?

  8. Kevin 29. Oct, 2010 at 2:45 pm #

    You can write on a bill, but you can’t advertise.

    http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/475.html

  9. Tyesha Reifsteck 17. Jun, 2011 at 4:06 am #

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  10. Mike G. 02. Aug, 2011 at 7:02 am #

    I first thought of doing this back in 2005. Seemed like a good, free way to advertise an opportunity or lead capture page. But after doing a little checking, I ran into the same information as is posted at the link shared on Kevin’s post above.

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