This is more of an obligatory post to say I’ve continued pretty much doing the same thing from Day 1.
Neville's Digital Surrogate Brain
by Neville
This is more of an obligatory post to say I’ve continued pretty much doing the same thing from Day 1.
by Neville
Day 1 of my effort to improve my online business HouseOfRave.com started with me re-doing a bunch of products with a new Add-To-Cart template.
Previous all the products on HoR had the shopping cart buttons at the bottom of the page, like this:

As you can see it’s often not centered, different product image sizes throw it off, and it’s just more confusing in general.
To cure this I had a top-right-centered template made for Shopsite, so I’ve been going through and changing product pages to this more standard Add-to-Cart layout:

In theory I can simply select all the products in the catalog and mass-edit them to the new template in one action…however many of the products on the old template required me to insert a lot of breaks so the formatting around the images was correct. This causes problems now since the layout is different, and if I blindly apply this template, it leaves many of the products with a lot of wasted space like so:

So there’s the unfortunate job of going through all the products and removing that code. The upside is once this job is done, I can make new templates without worry about ghetto-ized code messing everything up.
So today I’ve gone through several product sections and cleaned up code, re-sized a lot of product images, added bulk pricing information to certain products as well as updated shipping cost information.
by Neville
For the remainder of April I want to dramatically increase the quality of my online business House of Rave.
I’ve decided for this month not to contract work out and simply focus on one thing. Of course lots of other things go on at the same time, but I’d like to pin-point my focus on HoR.
So for April I will post daily about progress I’ve made. I’ll do this every day, even if the changes are relatively minute.
Some visual and content things I need to focus on:
Some more “shopping experience” things I need to focus on (which I’ve never focused on before):
Feel free to suggest possible upgrades and point out confusing portions of the site throughout the series of posts.
Inch by inch, it’s a cinch.
by Neville
I’m not sure what to do, so I’ll write it out..
I’ve got two very similar online businesses:
HouseOfRave.com and BodyMonkey.com
Aesthetically they look identical, but they are geared towards different markets. I have HoR which is a niche website that caters to light up stuff, so the items sold are generally things that glow, blink or light up.
BodyMonkey goes through the same supplier as House Of Rave, but focuses on a broader product range. On BodyMonkey you can find all sorts of toys, games, decorations and things that appeal to a larger audience. The broader range of products is good, but online specialization is sometimes BETTER than selling items you can often find elsewhere. This has been a key to HoR’s success.
House Of Rave has been the steady producer over the years which only recently I’ve been taking more seriously. BodyMonkey makes a small profit every month with a large potential, but I don’t think I can maintain both stores. I’ve tried with very average results.
So my problem is should I keep both businesses or focus just on one? I’ve struggled with this question for a while now, and in my opinion I should get rid of BodyMonkey.com.
Focusing on just House Of Rave would allow me to improve it to awesome status, while focusing on both sites might leave me with two mediocre sites.
OPERATIONAL COSTS:
House Of Rave costs roughly $350 per month to keep running.
BodyMonkey costs roughly $85/month to keep running.
END GOAL:
The end goal for HoR and BM is to provide me with a steady monthly income so I can dabble in other projects while still having my bills paid. With the additional burden of BodyMonkey on my hands, maintaining the two stores almost becomes a full time job.
With this said, I think it only makes sense for me to kill the monkey. Sad, because I think it has lots and lots of potential.
Now the questions is, what do I do with it?
If someone takes over BodyMonkey, they would be sharing the same relationship with my supplier. This makes it very important that I can personally vouch for the person who takes it over (if I choose that route).
Any suggestions?
by Neville
Since I bought my Lexus last year I haven’t had a single problem with it. It was due time something happened, but it wasn’t Lexus’ fault.
Someone decided to break into my car.

Glass slipping into every crevice. You can see police fingerprinting dust on the seat.

Cops found a decent fingerprint on the door…unlikely it will lead to anything though.
I always keep my cars absolutely devoid of anything visible in the cabin, so they didn’t have anything to take. The Lexus dealership is charging me $209 for the parts and labor….which actually isn’t a bad price, however I quickly realized something: Where will this money come from?
I’ve got the money to cover it, but here’s the breakdown of my regularly used accounts (sans the savings and stock accounts):
If I have to get routine maintenance on the car like an oil change, tire rotation etc. I send it to the “Bills Account” but this charge doesn’t justify coming from there.
What I need to do is open an unexpected situation account. I’m going to nickname it the “Oh Sh!t Account.”
As I get older and have more stuff/responsibilities I have a feeling this account will prove to be pretty useful. This account will slowly accumulate money month after month that can be used for any of those unexpected things life throws…in this case, a brick!
by Neville
I’ll be in Chicago from April 3rd (Thursday) till April 7th (Monday). If you’re in or around the area, hit me up!
Every time I go to Chicago I have a BLAST, and hopefully this time will be no different.
The purpose of this visit is A.) to have fun with friends and B.) to keep up with my goal of getting out of town every quarter.
This isn’t a very long visit, but I’m always happy to meet new people over a quick cup of coffee, or meeting up Downtown for the nightlife. Call me if interested!
by Neville
I’ve discussed 3D printing before and how it’s poised to be a huge field in the coming years…but it’s still got time.
Perfect opportunity for the early bird.
I wanted to do this project, in fact I already started it, but I’m also at a position in my life where I realize I’m not Superman and can’t handle 10 projects at a time….well, I can, but each one suffers from lack of attention, therefore stifling its growth. So this is another one of those good ideas that bites the dust on my end, but there’s no reason it can’t be done very successfully by someone else with the proper expertise and time.
I wanted to create a 3D printing review site that would also tie in a 3D printing service. The 3D print site would need regular news updates, a comparison page, a user registration system along with integrated forums. This would require the person to actually be pretty interested in 3D printing, seek out demos, post reviews and pictures/videos of actual products being made. Basically like a “TechCrunch of 3D printing” or an “Engadget of 3D printing.”
If you have no idea what the above paragraph means then this idea probably isn’t for you.
So the site would have several different things to offer:
Implementation….
The technical requirements seem a little daunting at first, but it’s actually very simple with the help of content management system Joomla. I found some great Joomla Templates at RocketTheme.com and posted one on a domain I bought called 3DprintFactory.com. They already come integrated with forums, user-uploaded news features, user registration etc….so everything is basically included. You can even move the different modules around with great ease, which makes Joomla and these templates extremely easy to use.
Here’s the sample site I put up on 3DPrintFactory.com just to test the system:
Influences…..
The person doing this should try to emulate how other niche-interest sites like DevArticles.com, SitePoint.com and others got to be so big….integrating good information for a variety of skill levels and allowing for lots of community interaction (ie forums etc).
A good example of how NOT TO DO THIS is https://www.fabaloo.com/
They basically take small snippets of 3dprinting news from here and there and post it in a blog-like format. This is a decent idea, but it won’t really go anywhere because it provides little (if any) value. The goal here is to become an online authority on 3D Printing information, and eventually tie in a 3D printing service.
Some examples of a 3Dprinting service are:
https://www.sweetonioncreations.com/index.html
https://www.alphaprototypes.com/
An example of hosting 3D print files is:
https://www.bathsheba.com/downloads/
Money Would Come From….
So the site would have a multifaceted stream of income:
I think this is a GREAT idea, and now is the perfect time since this technology is just breaking out of its infancy!
For what it’s worth, here’s the original design specs I drew out:
by Neville
Kind of last minute I heard that Bill Gates was delivering a speech at the University of Texas campus to a crowd of only computer science students. I’ve already seen Steve Ballmer speak, so now I wanted to see Gates.
Problem was only current computer science students had admission to this speech, which is bad since I’m neither a computer science major nor a student….but there’s ALWAYS a way around those little rules.
A little recon showed the admission “ticket” was simply an inch wide, hot pink wristband that CS students stood in line for hours to get. They were making this almost TOO easy! After a quick trip to Office Max for some different shades of pink paper and double-stick tape, I was going to cut the paper to an inch wide and double-tape the ends to make a bracelet. However I quickly realized that two standard-sized wristbands put together looked like the real thing. Even easier.
So a strip of scotch tape plus two hot pink wristbands and voila…

…instant fake Bill Gates admission pass!
So I walk in the Texas Union Ballroom, flash the wristband and they let me in. It was a packed house, and I literally had to sit in the LAST seat at the very back.
One of the first things he did was show the (very well done) “Bill Gates’ Last Day at Microsoft” video that’s supposed to be a spoof of “The Office” ….in case you haven’t seen it:
He then gave his speech which was mostly about how software and philanthropy can help each other, it was pretty interesting stuff.
Some stuff I found interesting:
So of course I wanted a picture with him, unfortunately since this was so last minute I didn’t have a great plan to get one. As the richest man in the world, he is probably also the most bothered man in the world, so I knew his security would be really high, and since the Obama/Clinton debate was taking place at UT the following day, the whole campus was on high alert already.
So after the speech I went around the back of the Texas Union where the VIP’s leave from, and spotted his entourage. There were two vehicles which looked associated with him: one red Cadillac Escalade and one black Chevy Tahoe.
Three “normal” looking guys were standing around these cars which were obviously positioned for a quick escape out of the building. The guys were obviously his security detail…all looked tough but were dressed to blend in the crowd. It didn’t quite work, since it was three strong guys dressed in similar, gray North Face jackets. There were also several police officers positioned by the doors where he would exit from. I tried casually walking through the doors several times just to push my luck but was stopped each time.
It was funny because one of Gates’ guards looked a lot like Tim Ferris!
Once his security guys got the word Gates was leaving, they re-positioned the red Escalade right against the stairwell and opened the doors. Right then, Gates and two other guys walked down the stairs together as his security guys stood in a flanked position to block any access to him. I was about 10 feet away from Bill Gates when one of the security guys (who I was chatting up earlier) stopped me. I asked, “Is there any way I could get a quick picture,” to which he replied, “Sorry man, not today.” By the time he finished his sentence, Gates and the two other men hopped in the backseat of the Escalade.
Two of the security guys jumped in the front driver and passenger seats and drove off with the third security guy trailing them in the black Tahoe. Judging by the tires, windows and side-profile of the opened doors, none of the SUV’s looked armored.
I snapped this quick picture right as they were leaving. That’s Bill Gates sitting by that window (can’t really see him through the tint).
by Neville
After attending a speech on the different ways people raise lots of money for starting businesses, it reminded me of this quote:

by Neville
Cool, you’re signed up The Neville Letters.
It’s gonna kick ass.
Me (or one of the other monkeys around here) will put your 1st letter in the mail. It might be an envelope, or it might be a package. WHO KNOWS!!
But you’re all signed up now.
Lemme know how you like it.
-Neville
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